Singlish adalah Singapore English, agak unik banget. Pertama kali nginjakin kaki ke Singapore..proper English gaya "Speaking London" dah ga kepake...banyangin coba, gw pake proper english with grammar eh mereka malah melongo ato kadang jawab ngasak..alhasil gw ngikut juga kayak mereka.
Ini ada cerita lutcu dari TV Singapore...baca deh..klo ngerti pasti ketawa..klo jeli pasti bertanya
For those who is not familiar with Phua Chu Kang, he is a famous character from a singapore comedy show.
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along with the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .........you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah !!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!
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